Headline of the Week

PANTHERS GET SHOT
TO FORGET UGLY LOSS

… Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

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Our comment mechanism has been temporarily disabled by a virus, so we’ll just add the expected comments ourselves:

Surgeon General: “We welcome this amazing advance in medical science – an injection to induce forgetfulness of traumatic experiences.”

FDA Comissioner: “Wait a minute! We never approved that shot.”

ASPCA: “Whatever these unfortunate animals might have lost, surely it was no justification for shooting them.”

Pitt basketball coach: “We’ll get Rutgers this time, count on it.”

Scorekeeper: Rutgers 67, Pitt Panthers 62

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