11th Commandment Discovered!

Archeologists have unearthed an ancient stone tablet, believed to have been a restaurant menu, containing the only known complete list of the original eleven commandments. Most of the others are well known, though honored mainly in the breach. The eleventh commandment:

Thou Shalt Not Vote Republican

It is the only commandment shown with a little red pepper in the margin, indicating that if you violate this one, hellfire and damnation will commence even before lunch is over.

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