Scripture Feature II: Breaking News!

Wednesday February 04th 2009, 8:54 pm — Al
Filed under: Bizarre Beliefs

From her outpost on the frontiers of biblical research, Barb filed this report of a discovery of profound significance not only to religion but to evolutionary science as well:

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Oh right, like I would know where the ark landed. I had to go to Wikipedia to find out. While there, I read this startling statement:

“The story ends with Noah offering an animal sacrifice and entering into a covenant with God.”

Well, cross that species off the list, I guess.


4 Comments »

  1. Our first example of ‘Intelligent Selection’

    Comment by Mark — February 4, 2009 @ 9:46 pm

  2. …. but it’s just a theory.

    Comment by Al — February 4, 2009 @ 10:12 pm

  3. What a Eureka moment This explains the demise of unicorns.

    Comment by Mrs D. — February 7, 2009 @ 11:27 am

  4. No way … loss of the Unicorn has already been addressed by no less a theological authority than the Clancy Brothers.

    Comment by Mark — February 8, 2009 @ 9:39 am

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