Oklahoma (not the musical)
Dr. Steve continues his frontline anthropological reports from the only state known to be more backward than Kansas.
There is a bill which will be introduced in the Oklahoma legislature
which will permit children not to do homework if that homework is at
odds with their religious belief. That means that a child of Jewish
heritage will be able to skip any homework related to Mia Hamm or
Francis Bacon.
This should be the final nail in the coffin – conclusive proof I am right when I insist our legislature is the dumbest of all.
We also have the dumbest U.S. senator.*
And the highest pollen count.
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* Sen. James (The Imbecile) Inhofe
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Legend has it that a freshman senator was told by one of his senior colleagues, “For the first six months, you’ll wonder how you got here. After that, you’ll wonder how the rest of us got here.” Except in the case of James Inhofe, for whom everyone who ever met him took only five minutes to wonder how he got there, or less, if that was how long it took him to open his mouth. Whichever came first…
Comment by Steve Alber — December 2, 2008 @ 8:41 am