Ode to Sean Hannity
Posted over at TPM: An ode to Fox pundit (well, let’s say ‘pundit’, because ‘pinhead’ is so crass) Sean Hannity by Monty Python alum John Cleese:
Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese
Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity
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Ode to Limbaugh
Hush,
Rush
Comment by Mrs D. — October 9, 2008 @ 6:14 pm
Percy Shelley’s ode to McCain
(originally titled, The Forgotten Merman)
McCain:
Pain, pain, pain, forever pain
Comment by Al — October 9, 2008 @ 9:25 pm
Keith and Arianna
Really like Obama
Really like Obama
I mean REALLY like Obama
Comment by mike — October 10, 2008 @ 1:38 am
Hillary’s Lament
I could have won by thirty points!
(I’m white, you may remember)
and Bill would have his harem in
the White House by December
This frightening economy
is ominous, not Obaminous
If anyone asks for Hillary,
I’ll be at the distillery
Comment by Al — October 10, 2008 @ 10:08 am
Here’s a vital memo
Of important talking points
Don’t you ever argue
With whom Pelosi anoints
Any disagreement
Proves you’re a head case
Any opposition
Must be based on race
Comment by mike — October 10, 2008 @ 10:32 am
Ode to McCain
The best
that was in you
is gone,
gambled away
on a losing
hand
Comment by Mrs D. — October 10, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
Me thinks we are here now a book writing.
Together, let’s many pages add.
Comment by Mrs D. — October 10, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
Ode to Sarah by Pat
Sarah Palin
You pale in comparison
Even to Dan Qualye
Whose pallial properties
Were pallid
Indeed
Comment by Mrs D. — October 10, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
Note: Ode to Sarah Palin, from sister Pat, she’s always had a way with woids.
Comment by Mrs D. — October 10, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
ODE TO SARAH
Palin? Spare us, O Lord (Say Amen)
The toughest veep this side of your mother-in-law
When the red phone rings in the White House at 3 a.m.
She’ll rise up and fire her ex-brother-in-law
Comment by Al — October 10, 2008 @ 8:51 pm
Where is Ann Coulter
on this election eve?
She’s hiding in her lizard lair
so wanting to believe
that come the dawn on five November
some out there might still remember
her.
Comment by Mrs D. — October 15, 2008 @ 8:57 am
Glad to see you herded that pig back into the sty. Reminds me of an article in The Nation a couple of issues back (a woman author whose name I can’t summon). She said Sarah Palin was exactly the sex symbol the right-wingers had longed for — better looking and more real than “those ghastly gasbags Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham.”
Comment by Al — October 15, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
Pig? You do mean the one with lipstick and an adams apple the size of a hockey puck, right?
Cheap shot I know. However, appropriate, eh?
Comment by Mrs D. — October 16, 2008 @ 9:04 am
Hannity? Insanity!
McCain? Wrecked train!
Palin? Trailin’!
Limbaugh? Lord Ha Ha!
Coulter? Shithead!
Comment by Steve Alber — October 17, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
Dickie, Dickie, Dickie
You thought you were so trickie (sic)
letting Scooter take the fall
when all the time you made the call.
Comment by Mrs D. — October 18, 2008 @ 8:51 am
Ode to John McCain’s buddies and backers in the top economic percentile:
Enjoy the new taxes
You jackaxes
Comment by Dame Ball-Borcester — October 18, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
ODE TO THE ODISTS (above)
Once the world lacked rhyme or reason
And the White House filled with treason
And the liars had their season
while the commentators slept
With your verses and your meter
You have made the discourse sweeter
So it’s time to sound retreat — or
Taps — on all the Bush-Inepts
Comment by Al — October 19, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
There once was gal from Wasiller
whose looks were said to be “killer”
She and a DUDE produced a whole brood
so, now she kills mooses for food.
Comment by Mrs D. — October 20, 2008 @ 7:22 pm
Cindy McCain,
looked with disdain
at the VP choice
of her husband,
McCain,
For seeing a woman
in such fashion distress
Cindy decided
she’d teach Sarah
to dress,
So off to Saks and Neimans
they went
And when they were finished
$150M they’d spent.
Cindy then ordered
“Bring in best”
to apply with such skill
make up and lip gloss
and botox to fill
those tiny age lines
that on Sarah’s face
to Cindy were nothing
short of disgrace.
Now Sarah’s new look
is all spiffy and polished,
Why, her Wal-mart look
has now been abolished
And what did it all cost?
oh don’t ask my dear friend,
because it’s a lot more
than you’ll ever spend
on a car or a house
a college education
Or even a month long Disney vacation.
Now this rhyme may be viewed
as an unwarranted dig,
but it just goes to show
how you can package a ___.
Comment by Mrs D. — October 22, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
November 4, 2008
Tis done!
The battle won.
Now,to win
The war.
Comment by Mrs D. — November 5, 2008 @ 4:39 pm