Giddy on Bibles

Tuesday October 21st 2008, 10:28 am — Al
Filed under: Bizarre Beliefs

New series! We decided to launch a scripture feature with chapter and verse to salve the spirit in the face of current frights such as the financial crash, but after the crash we couldn’t afford a good bible; so we had to go to AbeBooks and buy an old shabby one filled with cliches, heresies, and colloquialisms.

This fatted caveat having been uttered, here are today’s inspirational passages on how to feel about the Wall Street collapse:

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“Overthrow the multiplication tables of the money-changers.”

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“It is harder for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven than for a camel to go through the knee of an idol.”

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Buy 200 Matthew (Symbol XIX, chapter 11)



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