Philosophy 101-1/2

“I didn’t really graduate from the University of Iowa, but I was only there for two terms. Truman’s and Eisenhower’s.” - Alex Karas

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“When I was a child, I used to pray to God for a bicycle. But then I realized that God doesn’t work in that way — so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.” - Emo Phillips

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