Philosophicoscientific Puns
(Two hydrogen atoms meet)
“How are you?”
“Not well. I’ve lost my electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”
———-
A Buddhist getting a root canal refuses Novocain.
His goal: transcend dental medication.
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A Buddhist goes to Fenway Park and orders a hot dog. The vendor asks how he wants it. The Buddhist says, “Make me one with everything.”
Comment by Mark — August 11, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
Ah, so. And equally ancient: “If there is no self, then whose arthritis is this?”
Comment by Al — August 12, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
It’s Jackie Mason’s arthritis, not that you should care and it wouldn’t hurt if you called your mother more than once a year.
Comment by Steve Alber — August 13, 2008 @ 8:24 am
Marvelous!
Comment by Al — August 15, 2008 @ 11:07 am