Field Notes

Monday February 04th 2008, 10:22 pm — Al
Filed under: Notes & Quotes

Frontline report from Dr. Steve in Oklahoma.

I awaken at 3:30 am and turn on the Firefox news that Mercury has been photographed and may be 4 billion years old, and I live in a state where most people think nothing is older that 6 thousand years. Where most people support the insupportable (W}.

The best high school basketball player here, when interviewed on TV, said he had narrowed his choices for college to three — Oral Roberts, Arkansas, and Oklahoma State — and god (Jesus) would make the decision for him.

Jesus chose Arkansas, and that really worries me.

Watch next year to see if a kid, last name Clark or Clarke, starts for the Razorbacks. I think a huge mistake was made here because Jesus was a Jew and Arkansas’s name is the Razorbacks, and a razorback is a pig, and I know for a fact that Jesus kept kosher and would not have selected Arkansas for anyone.

This, as you are thinking, is an issue for someone who awakens at an ungodly hour. Is this type of thinking of any practical or even nonpractical use?

Huckabee.

That must be it. He also changed his name, as you surely know. It used to be Humpabee and, after tomorrow, who knows?


1 Comment »

  1. I wish I had written this.

    Comment by Al — February 7, 2008 @ 3:06 pm

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