Licensing Osama
At hearings in Albany, tough-on-terrorism Republican state senator Vincent Leibell derided Eliot Spitzer’s proposal to register illegal immigrants for driver’s licenses. Grilling DMV commissioner David Swarts, he growled, “Why, under that proposal, Osama bin Laden could obtain a driver’s license in New York!”
Said Swarts, “At least we’d know where he is.”
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And if we knew where he was – like living in a three-room flat in Brooklyn – how long would it take to catch him?
Comment by Steve Alber — October 17, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
Under the present administration, Chertoff would be assigned the job and it would take about as long as it’s taking to rebuild New Orleans.
Comment by Al — October 17, 2007 @ 1:06 pm