Periodic Table of the Criminal Elements (II)
What Mendeleyev did for the elements we’ve now done for the toxic miscreants.
Here at last is a link to the Periodic Table of the Criminal Elements.
You’ll meet O’Reilly (Blovium), Cheney (Sneerium), Bush (Moron), Gonzales (Perjuron), Yoo (Humbuggium), Zell Miller (Obnoxygen), Feith, Scalia, Abramoff—the whole rogues gallery.
Disclosure: the unspeakable remains nameless. Karl Rove, who lies [sic] beyond all known scientific limits of coloration, odor, viscosity, and toxicity, has been left to wallow in his own elemental name, Rovium.
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That is a thing of beauty. In a completely ironic “ew, what was THAT I just stepped in sort of way”.
Would you mind if I posted it on Texas Kaos, with credit and a link back here?
Comment by boadicea — May 31, 2007 @ 7:06 pm
Cross-post at will, my friend. We appreciate your interest. How long has Texas Kaos been active?
Comment by Mark — May 31, 2007 @ 9:52 pm
Your table is a work of art, but where is Anne Coulter?
Comment by Lee — June 1, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
Anne Coulter was recently seen at a sex change clinic demanding a refund. From these, it was spotted making a furtive visit to its hair stylist in order to slap him silly.
Comment by steve alber — June 1, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
Coulter is missing for the same reason Santorum is — we wouldn’t dream of giving either an ounce of public exposure. Besides, she was in training to run in the Preakness.
Comment by Al — June 1, 2007 @ 8:28 pm
Ann Coulter walks into a bar and the bartender says, “So Ann, why the long face?”
Comment by Mark — June 3, 2007 @ 9:22 am
Brilliant!
Comment by Carol Galante — June 5, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
What about an element for Sen. Craig? Stallium? Stinkite? Denyite? Terminalium? Sorry, nothing inspired at the moment.
Comment by Mike — October 2, 2007 @ 10:42 am
Toetappium? Cruiseum? Widestanceium? Self-loathium? It’s one of those instances where the reality is funnier than anyhthing we can say about it.
Comment by Al — October 3, 2007 @ 9:16 pm