True Confessions

Additional crimes/incidents included in Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s confession:

• The Lindbergh Kidnapping
• The Kennedy Assassination
• The Lincoln Assassination
• “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier”
• Clergy Sex Abuse
• Y2K computer glitches
• Boston “Big Dig” tunnel collapse
• Plame leak
• Peanut butter recall
• Beheading of “Winged Victory”
• Anna Nicole’s baby